Monday, April 26, 2010

Oh for F- sake!

Australian police cancel Bieber's only public show

Horror of all horrors!?!

Should I care more?  Yes, maybe.  No!

Obviously crazed pre-teens and girls under the age of sixteen are a riot concern for the Sydney police leading to them shut down J-dawgs only public performance.  So enamoured are Bieber's fans it would appear they are willing to literally trample their way to the top to get their precious peepers on the dreamy 16 year old  (I have previously intimated he is like 13 but forgive me, the kid looks about 12).  With at least 10 of the Bieberette's fainting, the wee trip to Aussie must have proved quite the ego boost for the side swept fringed hottie

Word on the street is that he's arriving in NZ sometime this week.  I'm thinking I might head out to the airport and camp out indefinitely to get in on some of the atmosphere.  I'm off to print myself an 'I heart Justin' T-shirt, learn the entire dance from the video clip to 'Baby, Baby, Baby' and hook myself up with some Botox to wipe 10 years off  and get me looking like my fine fresh faced 12 year old self!  I hope Mum will let me buy some cool clothes from Supre for when I meet him *sigh*

Baby, Baby, Baby I will always be yoooouuuuurrrs!


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1 comment:

  1. Just found out the fans are not Bieberettes but are called Bieliebers. I think I might chuck.

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