Saturday, June 5, 2010

I'm not a racist but...

So I actually am not a racist but my recent struggles in the library during study time have led me to believe that libraries should be 'racially' based. 

Not race as in ethnicity, I'm talking of a broader kind of race, for example; PDA couples, fundamentalist Christian couples, people who are averse to the use of deodorant, people who type on their laptops as if in a constant struggle to murder their keyboards, those who enjoy spreading disease via coughing and sneezing on other patrons, people who are ADD and can't sit still for a period that extends more than an hour, people with bad breath, people who like to eat stinky food, people with smelly feet (who remove their shoes), crazy people, people who you catch staring at you to name BUT a few.

I really feel my whole educational experience would be enhanced by some kind of cleansing/classification process that would allow me to study in peace.  If anyone has any tips, please, let me know!

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