A horn on her head?
You're kidding they said.
She got out of bed,
With a horn on her head?!
Yes, a horn I declare-
Made of hair to be fair.
But it is a hairstyle that's awfully rare-
Though not one for which, I personally care
She works for the tribune,
She's not from the moon.
Thouch clearly she marches to a much different tune
Wearing that hairstyle not only in June
It's not a horn you birdbrain!
Suzy yells in disdain
People, like you, are clearly insane
This here's style, I'll dare to explain
It's known as a pompadour you nitwit
(Looks a bit like a horn- I'll admit)
Madame de Pompadour pioneered this sh*t
Though it wouldn't suit you, one little bit
Oh don't worry, I retorted
My hairstyles done- sorted.
You're look, to me, should really be thwarted
Not, encouraged, displayed and scarily supported
With that comment, she bid me adieu
Her horn, in anger, a little askew
Me thinking she was more than a tad cuckoo
Oh Suzy Menkes and your crazy hairdo
I applaud this little ditty, curl. I like-id a lot. Oh Ms (Mrs?) Menkes and your crazy horn, unicorn.
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